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Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take
the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man
to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree.
Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.
The best ones are at the top of the
tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they sometimes take
the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man
to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to
the top of the tree.
Now Men... Men are like a fine wine.
They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into
something acceptable to have dinner with.
posted by whacky at 9:03 pm
3 Comments:
well man, actually no one knows if he's in the right track, till he's at the top, or he's way down because he stepped on a branch that broke under his weight.
but Anj, there are also ths other kind of apples who were at the top, but fell in a puddle of mud due to a wind strike, and if a nice and kind man happens to spot her, and with much patience and care, he will take her and clean her and make her look as good as new, not all the men that don't climb all the way up are not brave or good enough for the apples at the top of the tree.
also there's the kind of man that has low esteem of himelf, and sees not himself worthy of getting one of those juicy wonderful good apples that are at the top.
anyway, besides that, i don't think at all that we're like grapes :P though some of us are like onions, if you want them to look good, you'll have to take a few layers off of them, and they might mke you cry while you're in the process, but the end results are good :)
sorry so late...heres Jers address
jer_jap@hotmail.com
love ya girl...hey why don'yt u have pics..i wanna see you
LOVING this!!!
its hilarious.
can i copy it?
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